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We will perform a chemical analysis of your blood sample to determine if your testosterone level is high enough to ride the Real MAN ? saddle!

The Real MAN ? saddle is made from solid granite from Canada's rugged Gasp? peninsula, shaped and smoothed by eons of pounding by powerful Atlantic breakers. The Real MAN ? saddle is tough enough to stand up to whatever you can dish out!

Every ROCKBOY should have a saddle like that. Add a couple of rolling rocks for wheels and you could have a real downhill rocket the envy of any speed demon.

Ryan